1. Heinous crime - this brings a whole new meaning to killer heels.
2. Dramatic capture - so we bought the same shoes! Is that a crime?!
3. Cool interrogation - do I look like someone who would steal shoes?
4. Sentence negotiation - Thank God they let me bring my own orange clothes!
5. I solemly swear... - on the fashion bible, what else?
6. Courtroom confessions - I'm telling you I bought them!
7. Innocent until proven guilty - the best way to win the case? Dress to impress!
8. Walk to freedom - oh please, no photos. Oh well, alright then, go on! I do look fabulous!